If it’s Gonna Stay in Vegas, Make the Most of it and Go for Bottle Service

At $400+ a shot, I'll take 2 bottles.

At $400+ a shot, I'll take 2 bottles.

Any Vegas nightclub experience is a good one, but if you want epic, the only way to do it right is with VIP bottle service.  This is no longer a luxury saved only for the likes of Justin Timberlake.  These days anyone can go ahead and book a table with bottle service, so long as you are willing to pay for it. VIP bottle service.  This is no longer a luxury saved only for the likes of Justin Timberlake.  These days anyone can go ahead and book a table with bottle service, so long as you are willing to pay for it. 

Considering what you get with VIP bottle service, it is well worth it.  Especially for large groups and especially for guys who want to able to attract the ladies.  Along with the table and a bottle of liquor or two, you get entry into the club sin cover charge, free mixers and ice and your own personal waitress and bouncer.  But let’s face it, that’s just the icing.  The real bonus comes with not having to wait in line, not having to wait for drinks, and having all the babes wanting to come join your private party.

So what it boils down to is you are making an arrangement with the club to purchase one or two full bottles of liquor in exchange for a place to sit.  Sounds like a sweet deal.  Of course the cost depends on the type of liquor you choose as well as the day of the week.  The best clubs on the strip usually start around $450 for low end Vodka, but will quickly rise as your taste does.  Also keep in mind the tip and tax.  If you have plans on ever going back to that club, be sure to tip the waitress and host well.  Otherwise, your VIP table for your next trip will be outside next to the dumpster.

The bigger the bottle, the bigger the POP!

The bigger the bottle, the bigger the POP!

So where do you go to get such a deal?  Almost all Vegas nightclubs and lounges offer bottle service, but if you really want to feel like a celebrity for a day then you need to choose your destination wisely.  Here is a list of the top 5 spots that will guarantee you a great night out.

Pick your poison.

Pick your poison.

Hakkasan:  Located inside the MGM Grand, this is the spot to go if you want to dance.  Or if you like to watch half naked hotties dance.  Their oversized VIP booths surround the dance floor so you get a full view of all the shorties in their shorts.  Invite one over to your own personal dance floor right next to your booth and watch her dance the night way.

The view from the Hakkasan VIP

The view from the Hakkasan VIP

Marquee: This is the largest of the best Las Vegas nightclubs boasting over 62,000 square feet of space solely dedicated to creating an extreme night club experience.  Located on the second floor of the Cosmopolitan, you will find that a night at the Marquee is an epic event. Expect a scantily clad hostess to escort you to your destination via a private elevator.  Don’t be surprised to find an A-Lister at the table next to yours, checking out the same go-go dancer as you are.

Party Rockin' in the house tonight.

Party Rockin' in the house tonight.

Light: This innovative nightclub has partnered with MGM Resorts and Cirque du Soleil to give clubbers a Vegas experience that won’t soon be forgotten. Theatrics combined with captivating lighting and world renowned DJs will make you feel like you are a performer in a Vegas show.  Who wouldn’t pay for bottle service just to have one of those agile acrobats hanging over their head all night long?

Moon: This trendy nightclub features a retractable roof, color-changing, glass-tiled dance floor and a magnificent view of the Las Vegas skyline.  Located at the very top of the Palms’ Fantasy Tower this exclusive club is the ultimate penthouse party.  Not even his home at the Shore can compare to the pulsating vibe of Moon, which is why this is the Pauly’s Vegas destination of choice.

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Just you, the moon & the great night you may never remember.

Just you, the moon & the great night you may never remember.

XS: With both indoor and outdoor entertainment, XS at the Wynn is able to offer bottle service guests a dance floor table or a private cabana next to the pool.  Just watch out for any celebrities around you.  King James has been known to create rain showers out of Cristal, so if your VIP booth is close to his ask your waitress for an umbrella.

Live in...XS

Live in...XS

Bottle service in a top rated Las Vegas nightclub is one of those things that should be on everyone’s bucket list.  For just that one night, you are no longer an accountant from Georgia. No, for just that one night you are a billionaire high roller hobnobbing with the Vegas elite.

Invite some friends. You're gonna need help!

Invite some friends. You're gonna need help!

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