How Not to Pick Up Girls in Vegas: Our Guide to saving you some embarrassment.
So you say you’re heading to sin city for a guys weekend get-a-way, but we all know what that really means. You’re not gonna be happy getting on the plane back home without at least one new number in your cell. Use your Vegaster App to plan your next trip and you’ll need to increase your phones storage capability. Or you can wing it and blow your chances.
Through extensive research (based on "personal experience") Vegaster has identified the quickest ways to turn OFF the ladies of Las Vegas:
Stay at a Cheap Motel
Don’t let a tight budget force you into a cheap motel. Instead of a hot girls digits you’ll end up going home with fleas. There are plenty of inexpensive rooms on the strip that keep you from breaking the bank. In nice hotels that actually changes the sheets. Check out The Mirage. This is a 4 star hotel with room prices that start at under a 100 bucks per night. And if the room doesn’t score you a date, you have topless sunbathers at the Bare Lounge Pool to gawk at.
Act Like a Tourist
Ladies are drawn to confident men, not ones who are worrying about getting lost heading to Fremont Street. They don’t need to know that Vegaster has you in the know, they’ll just think it’s friggin awesome that you knew exactly where to find the best bar downtown.
Party Like a Chump
The quickest way to turn off the ladies is by standing in line outside the club. No, they are not impressed with your “Vegas Baby” cheer every time a short skirt walks by. The guys they are impressed with are the ones with the VIP hostess hookup who are already inside at their VIP table with their VIP waitress mixing them VIP drinks. Get the idea? You don’t get any unless you’re being treated like a VIP.
Swim at a Hotel Pool
The pools in Vegas are made for partying, not laps. Get the inside scoop on all the Vegas pool parties. They can tell you who is DJ’ing, what the crowd is like, and whether or not Pauly D is in the house. Insiders are everywhere, waiting to give you real time info on which pool parties are hot and which ones are a hot mess.
Eat Pizza for Dinner
Alright, that’s a cheap shot. There are actually some great pizza joints in Vegas like Grimaldi’s at the Palazzo. With a name like that, it has to be good. And pizza’s great when you’re doing guys night. When you want to impress the ladies, get caught cutting into a porterhouse at the Cosmopolitan’s STK. If steak’s not your thing (why the hell not?) find you the 5 star restaurant right from your phone.
Have a Hangover
All boys get hangovers, men don’t show it. Just call Ground Support in the morning to bring you a fresh stock of energy drinks, water and aspirin and no girl needs to know a damn thing about that tequila induced headache you woke up with. Need something stronger? Vegaster can help get you hooked up with Reviv, an IV hangover treatment chamber at the MGM. That’s the quickest way to push the reset and repeat button in Vegas.
Do Vegas Right! Plan your moves around the strip and your vacation can’t go wrong. The bed will be comfy, the drinking won’t kill you and the girls will be asking you for your number.