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Your Guide to a Ballin’ Bachelor Party in Las Vegas.

As the groom, there isn’t much to do once the date is set but wait.  Maybe choose a best man, a couple of groomsmen and try on some tuxes.  The really important event for you is the bachelor party.  Choose your wedding entourage wisely husband-to-be, and then convince them that the only way to throw you a proper bachelor party is in Las Vegas.

Once you made them watch the Hangover a bunch of times start dropping your hints about how you want your own Las Vegas bachelor party to go.  The Hard Rock Hotel & Casino is notorious for its wild nightlife and offers special packages just for bachelor parties.  Make sure they book The Bachelor Pad, which is fully equipped for the guy about to get hitched.  Full bar, leather couches, a stripper pole and private lap dance booth.  Don’t tell the about-to-be Missus, but there is even a mirror hanging over the bed, you know, for checking on that bald spot.  For two nights in this decked out suite, your friends will be splitting around 5 G's.

Vegas VIP...Vegaster Style.

Vegas VIP...Vegaster Style.

To kick off Saturday night right, let your best man know about the Hard Rock’s 35 Steaks + Martinis VIP – Guys night out menu.  For a 100 bucks each you get a four course dinner that starts with a shot and ends with a shot.  On top of the 14oz strip steak and shrimp cocktail, you and your entire entourage get VIP entry to the Body English Nightclub, an extravagant delve into Las Vegas nightlife.  Afterwards you can head back to the room for your own private party which may or may not include dancers, who may or may not be wearing clothes.  You are better off not knowing the details on this one, like that when the videos surface on YouTube you can call ignorance.

On Sunday, you could play a few rounds of golf at the Bali Hai Golf Club… Yawn… or you could have VIP bottle service at the Encore Beach Club (EBC) and drink your bachelorhood away to the beat of a world renowned DJ like Guetta, Zedd or Avicii while watching an endless stream of bathing suit babes walk on by.  Unless there is a special event, expect the price of VIP bottle service in a cabana or daybed at the EBC to be between $1,500 and $3,000 on a Sunday. Not bad for a private pool party in your honor.

Just missing you and some memories.

Just missing you and some memories.

After recovering from your pool party and having a room service dinner in your hot tub, you and your groomsmen need to get ready to embark on the ultimate Las Vegas stag party tradition… That’s right, the strip club and the one you need to drop dollars at is the Sapphire.  This is one of Scott Disick’s hot spots, and you can bet he will be making a stop here before finally making it legit to long time baby mama Kourtney K.  The Sapphire deserves its Best Gentlemen’s Club award with its extensive wine and champagne lists, private sky boxes on the second floor, and of course, half naked hotties draping from every nook and cranny in the club.  Make sure the guys book VIP bottle service, which will get you limo service to the Sapphire and a VIP table right on the main floor.  Prices for the luxury of VIP bottle service at Sapphire will start at around $350 for a bottle of Grey Goose with Red Bull mixers.

Vegaster Tip: TIP!

Vegaster Tip: TIP!

By the time Monday morning rolls around you should be ready to put on the dark glasses and head back to your future ball and chain.  Swear your friends to secrecy and make plans for next years reunion visit before the plane even leaves the tarmac.

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